a toast, to the true vampire.

DISCLAIMER: TWILIGHT LOVERS STAY AWAY!!! SHOO!!! NO GLITTERS HERE!!!

DISCLAIMER #2: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

let's face it, the only guys who read/watched twilight did it for one of two reasons:
i. someone made them do it. forced ones, we get it, we symphatize.
ii. they're fags gays twifags. death to thee.


really, what could possibly make this:

glitter, wtf?

cooler than this:

the man, the Blade.

short answer: nothing. blade is infinitely more awesome than gayedward. this kinda proves it:

"What kind of vampires is this?"

"A pussy."

Join Team Blade, today. 

and get a free Blade sword. exploding knives not included.

nuff said.