Unconquered NerdGeek: War, in a geek's eyes.

The significant wars of the millennium:
i.War for Azeroth.
ii.War of the Rings.
iii.Warhammer.
iv. Superhero Civil War. (Earth 616) ---> Captain America kicks Iron Man's metallic a$$!!!
v. Earth 31916 vs. Earth 1610 superhuman invasion. ---> samuel jackson-esque nick fury screws everyone.
vi.World War I ---> insignificant.
vii. World War II ---> even more insignificant.
viii. Gulf War ---> totally insignificant
ix. Cold War ---> ridiculous. wars are hot. not cold. insignificant.
x. War on Terror ---> Racist Wars
xi. World War III. ---> totally significant. it's gonna wipe us all out.
xii. Warhammer 40,000. ---> space muhreens ftw- -for CHAOS!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
xiii. One Year  War of UC0079. ---> char is too awesome! giant robots FTW!!!
xiv. Human-Cylon War.
xv. Cylon Civil War
xvi. Dominion War
xvii. Star Wars.
xviii. Clone Wars.
xix. Crisis on Infinite Earths.
xx. Earth-New Krypton 100 minute war.

ok this is ridiculous. what i wanted to point out, was that fiction wars are more awesome than non-fiction wars. to sum it up:

yes, that's more awesome than you.

you don't get to finish that.

p/s

you're dead now. really. can't you see that pissed off guy in power armor? you can't? i forgot, you're dead.