Unconquered Life: Me, me, me and me?

alright.
time to talk about my utterly boring nobody should bother with interesting life!!!
yeah!!!

wait, shouldn't this have been like, the FIRST post???
well dear sir, i guess that would be right, but i'm a total idiot who forgot just unorthodox that way.

alright then a couple of facts about me:
i. 18 right now. yes, i'm legal. at least physically that is.
ii. i'm 8, mentally anyway. i can't seem to grow up. though i'm certainly "grown up" physically aka FAT
iii. i'm male. didn't you figure that out after seeing those nerdy posts? oh wait, you probably never read them...
iv. i absolutely, totally, completely, frakking, kriffin' LOVE sci-fi science-fiction for you ignorant masses . Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Terminator, Warhammer 40k and anything related to robots, aliens, evil AI's, seductive extraterrestrial humanoids and anything that comes from space and beyond. superheroes/villains too!
v. my greatest wish is to time-travel. or space-time manipulation. i wish i could watch the world in bullet time. that would be kriffin' awesome.
vi. i do, miraculously, have friends. well at least i hope they're my friends. i can't actually imagine why they would even bother with me. or am i just delusional? oh WTF i'm having a melancholy moment.
vii. i love physics. well most of the time anyway. i totally hate it post exam. otherwise, i'm in love with mister oh-so-awesome physics. hmm, i wonder at what velocity i'm typing? just how much stress/pressure am i exerting on this chair i'm sitting? must be a lot seeing that the chair's surface area is pretty small and i'm...  uhh... i didn't write that! my Doppler effect doppleganger did it!
viii. i want R2D2. as a pet. cause he(it?) is freaking awesome. and can fix my car. and pretty darn cute.
ix. i don't listen to most (>90%) of today's music. i'm still stuck in the 60s-90s. and i DESPISE rap. give me Queen, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Elvis or ACDC and i'll give you a cookie. give me T-pain and i'll give you a whole lot of pain. pain intended.
x. I'm weird. you've probably figured that out by the time you read this sentence.

you probably should have told me that before