Unconquered Rants: Excessive Speed. It Boggles The Mind.

I seriously need to get a life away from my laptop.

Anyway, so today i hung out with a couple of old friends. those who remain dear in my heart and i'd walk (or drive) a thousand miles for. well metaphorically at least. i don't think my car would last that trip without dire consequences.

the hanging out part was, typically, FUN!!! yay!!!

we talked, laughed, and exchanged life stories (wait, life stories? it's only been a couple of months...).
we crashed at McDonald's though it was jam packed and old people were looking for seats (aren't we evil?).
basically, it was what friendship is for: joy, for you and me.

so yes, the hanging out part was fun.

the returning part wasn't.

see, i had a quiz today. a calculus quiz today. you know how bloody ridiculous calculus is? they should have named it ridicalculous instead!!!
anyways the quiz was at 4pm. and due to the aforementioned hanging out, i left my friends at about 3.15pm. my uni, by the way is a 40 minute drive, theoretically. so no problems, right? unfortunately, i forgot to factor in the traffic jams. in the end, escaping traffic took about 15 minutes and by the time i actually earnestly began my journey back it was 3.30pm.

so i break every single road rule there was.
and prayed hard that there were no cops around. damn effin' cops.
on a road with 90km/h speed limit, i drove at 160.
on roads where overtaking wasn't allowed, i overtook every single vehicle that i could.

that's not my car, by the way.
mine can barely pass 160.

well at least i got to the damn quiz in time. and safely.
lo and behold, i blanked the at the first question.
seriously, what the hell? all that focus spent on speeding on the road wore my damn focus out!!!
ARGHH!!! NOOO!!! MY 10 PERCENT!!! WHY DID I SPEED SO MUCH!!!

wait.
that was probably the lamest excuse ever. i just enjoyed myself too much beforehand.
oh well...
at least i could still answer (though they're probably wrong) some of 'em... fingers crossed.

lesson of today: don't hang out on the day of a quiz/test/exam. and don't break road rules.
lesson learned.

yeah right.

p.s. sorry for wasting your time with a pointless post. that's why it's called a rant, right?

p.s.s. if you're reading this, mr. L, i appreciate the lyrics though i could google it too!!!. And please, come by anytime if you feel desire to turn at the Apex too difficult to resist.

Unconquered Reels: Feel the Wrath of the Ex's!!!

*not ex boyfriends, but ex's.

"I'm in lesbian with you!"

lolwut.

first off, i'm not gay,. this is not me coming out. this is a movie review. just so you know.

what movie?

it's a little known (in my country anyway) oh-so-awesome gem entitled Scott Pilgrim VS The World.

it's about, you guessed it: Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera), a 23 year old jobless dude from TORONTO, Canada. he's in a band, Sex Bo-Bomb (don't. ask.), and uses the origins of Pacman as a pickup line.

LEVEL UP!

CUTE +3

HEART +2

SMARTS +4

WILL +4

Unconquered Voices: I'm just a soul who's intentions are good

Please don't let me be misunderstood.

Yusuf Islam / Cat Steven's beautiful cover, with edited lyrics.

*the song was originally performed by The Animals. that version's also awesome.

Unconquered Voices: Even if nobody else sings along

Just make your own kind of music.
this song is a real pick-me-up. for some reason my playlist this morning decided to play this.

Unconquered Life: Me, me, me and me?

alright.
time to talk about my utterly boring nobody should bother with interesting life!!!
yeah!!!

wait, shouldn't this have been like, the FIRST post???
well dear sir, i guess that would be right, but i'm a total idiot who forgot just unorthodox that way.

alright then a couple of facts about me:
i. 18 right now. yes, i'm legal. at least physically that is.
ii. i'm 8, mentally anyway. i can't seem to grow up. though i'm certainly "grown up" physically aka FAT
iii. i'm male. didn't you figure that out after seeing those nerdy posts? oh wait, you probably never read them...
iv. i absolutely, totally, completely, frakking, kriffin' LOVE sci-fi science-fiction for you ignorant masses . Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Terminator, Warhammer 40k and anything related to robots, aliens, evil AI's, seductive extraterrestrial humanoids and anything that comes from space and beyond. superheroes/villains too!
v. my greatest wish is to time-travel. or space-time manipulation. i wish i could watch the world in bullet time. that would be kriffin' awesome.
vi. i do, miraculously, have friends. well at least i hope they're my friends. i can't actually imagine why they would even bother with me. or am i just delusional? oh WTF i'm having a melancholy moment.
vii. i love physics. well most of the time anyway. i totally hate it post exam. otherwise, i'm in love with mister oh-so-awesome physics. hmm, i wonder at what velocity i'm typing? just how much stress/pressure am i exerting on this chair i'm sitting? must be a lot seeing that the chair's surface area is pretty small and i'm...  uhh... i didn't write that! my Doppler effect doppleganger did it!
viii. i want R2D2. as a pet. cause he(it?) is freaking awesome. and can fix my car. and pretty darn cute.
ix. i don't listen to most (>90%) of today's music. i'm still stuck in the 60s-90s. and i DESPISE rap. give me Queen, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Elvis or ACDC and i'll give you a cookie. give me T-pain and i'll give you a whole lot of pain. pain intended.
x. I'm weird. you've probably figured that out by the time you read this sentence.

you probably should have told me that before

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disclaimer: this is a joke. one that is lame. and few will get. i'm not looking. nor considering looking. well, unless you're a twi'lek. then maybe we should talk. kryptonian is fine, too.

Unconquered Days: Money For Nothing

money.

so they say.

is the root of all evil today.

money.

it's a crime.

share it fairly.

but don't take a slice of my pie.

face it mates, if money grew on trees you'd be a botanist.

i would too.

sure, cash can't solve everything, nor buy everything.

but it does help a lot.

and by a lot,

i mean holy crap i'm gonna spend my money pointlessly over pointless stuff we can save save the world.

Unconquered NerdGeek: War, in a geek's eyes.

The significant wars of the millennium:
i.War for Azeroth.
ii.War of the Rings.
iii.Warhammer.
iv. Superhero Civil War. (Earth 616) ---> Captain America kicks Iron Man's metallic a$$!!!
v. Earth 31916 vs. Earth 1610 superhuman invasion. ---> samuel jackson-esque nick fury screws everyone.
vi.World War I ---> insignificant.
vii. World War II ---> even more insignificant.
viii. Gulf War ---> totally insignificant
ix. Cold War ---> ridiculous. wars are hot. not cold. insignificant.
x. War on Terror ---> Racist Wars
xi. World War III. ---> totally significant. it's gonna wipe us all out.
xii. Warhammer 40,000. ---> space muhreens ftw- -for CHAOS!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
xiii. One Year  War of UC0079. ---> char is too awesome! giant robots FTW!!!
xiv. Human-Cylon War.
xv. Cylon Civil War
xvi. Dominion War
xvii. Star Wars.
xviii. Clone Wars.
xix. Crisis on Infinite Earths.
xx. Earth-New Krypton 100 minute war.

ok this is ridiculous. what i wanted to point out, was that fiction wars are more awesome than non-fiction wars. to sum it up:

yes, that's more awesome than you.

Unconquered Thoughts: War pigs

"I know not what World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones"
- Albert Einstein aka the Genius with Ridiculous Hair [yet totally cool awesome OMG i want that hair!!!]

Really, if some guy born in 1879 could predict this, why is it that our idiot to a fault who the bloody hell voted for them AWESOME leaders of the world can't seem to comprehend this simple fact. really, we've had two, TWO totally pointless and waste of time and money justified wars for world supremacy. the West blame communism, the Commies say the diplomacy can screw itself while the rest of the world just sits tight and cheer the victors.

heh, aren't we so smart at kissing white a$$ totally unbiased on picking sides.

oh well, moving on.

really, the way i see it, another war is looming over us. it hovers on the horizon, just rearing its ugly head waiting to strike us right in the a$$ and laugh at us after it's screwed us over, again.

New Day, New Beginnings, New Crap

*sighs*

alright then, after several ridiculous, crappy, disastrous attempts 

[due to my sheer super ultra laziness that even koalas (fact,go google it) are envy of] 

at writing crap on the webs i think this'll be my last attempt at putting crap online.

if it works, it works.

if not, well screw you internet i'll have a complete waste of good time anyway. 

ah well.

seeing as the previous crap attempts were undoubtedly crap 

[yes, that's three times i've wrote crap, i'm trying to emphasize, comprende?]

this new disaster waiting to strike tryout will be with no strings attached.

[of crappy awesome normal me]

basically: anonymous, or rather, anonymous to the world at large that doesn't know me.
if you do know me, ain't ya bored of knowing me yet?

alright.

here's to new beginnings,

and new crap.